My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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