Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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