I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
the day after is always just damage control
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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