I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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