I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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