If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Randomize
