You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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