Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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