I got her a Nickelback box set.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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