Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
