Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
