Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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