Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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