The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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