thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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