I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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