she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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