Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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