didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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