How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
