Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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