He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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