I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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