I'm really into asian looking animals
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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