Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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