Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
