Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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