Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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