Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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