I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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