I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
it's like iHOP with fire
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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