It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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