is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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