Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
be right there i have to get my cape
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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