Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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