sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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