she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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