doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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