wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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