It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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