My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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