Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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