Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
