Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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