i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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