It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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