Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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