so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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