I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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