it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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