She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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