Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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