after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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