Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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