didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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