Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
