Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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